The Princess Bride - Week 11
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Minute 71
Two men plus one dead
Travel to thatch-roofed cottage
Incessant knocking

The men seek the one
Employed long ago by King
Named “Miracle” Max

Aging, wild-haired man
Resentment, disgrace, failure
Feels he’s of no use

Minute 72
Max cautions against
Rushing miracles, rotten
Then asks for money

Max won’t work for cheap
Save for really noble cause
Inigo tells tale


Inigo comes clean
Seeks revenge and needs dead man
Max grabs the bellows

Minute 73
Max refutes dead claim
For Westley’s just mostly dead
Distinct difference

What’s worth living for?
As max compresses his chest
Westley breathes, “True love…”

Better than true love?
Mutton, lettuce, tomato
Such a fine sandwich

Minute 74
Max interprets words
Not of true love, but bluffing
Drawing ire of wife

Marital issues
Arising from single name
The Prince Humperdinck

Inigo gets through
Heal the man, stop the wedding
Humiliate prince

Minute 75
Max accepts payment
Makes chocolate-coated pill
Wishes the men well


A sneaking trio
Skulking atop castle walls
Increased guards at gate


Minute 76
Inigo gives pill
Westley regains consciousness
Begins spewing threats


Too many questions
No time for explanation
Just quick summary

Quick-healing Westley
Thumb twitches while hearing plan
Must get through the lone gate


Minute 77
The trio’s assets?
Westley’s brain and Fezzik’s strength
Plus Inigo’s steel

There’s not enough time
A wheelbarrow’s what they need
Holocaust cloak, too

Fezzik reveals cloak
Given by Miracle Max
Now the plan begins

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